What if I told you there was such a thing
As a
Moose Dropping Festival!
Would you believe me? Or …
Reel back in astonishment?
It’s true!
I found out all about it in
The Little Red Schoolhouse that
Is the home of – wait for it! –
Fanfare …. !!
THE TALKEETNA HISTORICAL SOCIETY
Unfortunately, as it often is with History ,
The dropping of moose poo on to a
BASEBALL DIAMOND Hasn’t Been Seen
Since 2017.
But, I hope, a visit to the Historical Society’s HQ
Will furnish me
Still
With a T-Shirt AND should I
choose-
To risk it-
A bag of chocolate moose-poos.