NaPoWriMo Day Two: “”Talkeetna”

What if I told you there was such a thing

As a

Moose Dropping Festival!

Would you believe me? Or …

Reel back in astonishment?

It’s true!

I found out all about it in

The Little Red Schoolhouse that

Is the home of – wait for it! –

Fanfare …. !!

THE TALKEETNA HISTORICAL SOCIETY

Unfortunately, as it often is with History ,

The dropping of moose poo on to a

BASEBALL DIAMOND Hasn’t Been Seen

Since 2017.

But, I hope, a visit to the Historical Society’s HQ

Will furnish me

Still

With a T-Shirt AND should I

choose-

To risk it-

A bag of chocolate moose-poos.

NaPoWriMo Day One: Mary, Mary Quite Contrary …

Daises, lilacs, moss (lots) No silver bells, or any Clanging things made of precious metals. Short of every maid, pretty Or otherwise. And it is with deep regret I report A distinct absence of shells. I am A Disappointment on oh! So many fronts!