The Number 32 Bus

The Number 32 bus for Newent, leaves the transport hub in Gloucester, at 20 minutes to the hour, every hour. Today, after buying a coffee  and a native delicacy known as a, “Gloucester Drip,” for sustenance, I boarded the aforementioned vehicle at 12:40. Waved my bus pass over the card reader, and headed for the front seat on the upper deck. I paused a moment, noting that it was a sunny afternoon, and I needed to recall which side of the aisle I needed to veer to, to avoid being roasted. I veered the wrong way. Should you ever find yourself in this dilemma, go right. 

It was the perfect day for sight-seeing. Rolling down memory lane,the bus  carried me past the farm where fifty-five years ago, I picked blackcurrants: five shillings a bucket. Three buckets a day. A Guinea was good money back then…. William came with me once, but he was a hindrance. Not a lot of fruit-picking happened that day.

We were risk-takers, and that’s all I’m going to say on the matter. 

In those days, before gang-masters and health and safety, the farmers would send rickety old coaches, some pre-war, I swear, into the housing estates, to be boarded by mothers, their offspring, and teens out for adventure and pocket-money. We’d be collected around 8am and be returned just after 4pm. tired and triumphant, clutching our well-gotten gains. 

The farm now grows pumpkins, and runs events during school holidays for bored kids.

I see the low-lying fields near the Severn are flooded. I hear it’s been the wettest March for ever, or was it a decade? Some time, anyway. 

Highnam village is the first stop. It’s big enough to have a Manor House and a neogothic church designed by Pugin who also, I believe, had a hand in the Palace of Westminster. I visited it once. Very ornate, possibly artsy crafty, definitely mock- medieval.

I expect Ivor Gurney played the organ there, but you’d have to check. I’d love to hear 1662 evensong sitting in an ornate pew, or down on an art-deco kneeler, but I doubt that happens now, and besides I’m Catholic, and we don’t, “err and stray like lost sheep,” we get straight to the point, and SIN. 

When were you last privileged to take the best seat on a double- decker? I’d advise you give it a go! Peering over hedge tops into wooded gardens, fulfilled the nosey-Parker urge, and the views over the countryside, Malvern Hills to the right of me, and the Cotswolds behind me, cannot be enjoyed from a car, even if you’re not driving it. Wonderful. 

Fifteen minutes in, skirting Tibberton at Barber’s Bridge, I remember the tiring walk up the hill to my home, and I call my husband, with a request to pick me up from the bench outside the lbrary, claiming, “Heavy Shopping.” To my amazement, he agrees.

There’s a monument at Barber’s Bridge to, ” The Welsh of Lord Herbert’s Force who fell in the combined attack of Sir William Waller and Colonel Massey on their entrenchment at Highnam March 24, 1643.”

With a touching irony, the monument is constructed from the stones of the walls of the City of Gloucester, that they would have attempted to take, and that King Charles II ordered torn down after returning from exile. 

According to which is probably a Civil War legend, the Parliamentary Army  led by Col Massey, stopped here to get shaved, before a skirmish with Lord Herbert’s Welshmen, creating mayhem  and resulting in the (possibly accidental) burning down of the parish church.

The troops were drunk, I believe. 

Passing through Highnam I see the tower of Pauntley Church in the near distance. Pauntley is the hamlet which is famous for the fact that Dick Whittington left it, and I was headteacher of its school for thirteen years. 1996-2009.

Upleadon next. There’s a garage here, and a turning to Hartpury, where there is a magnificent ancient tithe barn, and a medieval bee shelter. 

We’re rolling along apace now. There are sheep in the fields in season, and solar farms. Ten minutes to Newent.

The 32 pulls up outside the library, on time, and here’s Ray, parked up a whole waiting to drive me up the hill and home. 

The Victorian Tea Room

Silvana (73) said she’d never laughed so much since she was at school, and it was Agnes’ (75) fault. We three agreed afterwards that it was just as well Margareta, (82) is deaf. If there’s ever a conversation you would have wanted to be a fly on the wall for, this was it!

We were at a Victorian Tea Room, and we’re delicately drinking tea and forking our way through scones with cream and jam having an unexpectedly good time.

Agnes is very smart both in dress and appearance, slim petite and blonde, with hilarious tales of her life in the travelling community. Most of them involving Agnes bossing her enormous and devoted husband about, keeping him on his toes by proving time and again that whatever he does to please her, he can’t get it right.

It’s how she tells them.

During a lull in the conversation I casually mentioned the controversy over Fifty Shades Of Grey. Without batting an eyelid, Agnes tells us she’s reading it at the moment. I really hadn’t expected this, we are, after all, Catholic Matrons in a Tea Shoppe!

‘I’ll tell you one thing, ‘she said,’ It’s really badly written. I shan’t be reading the other two!’

‘What’s she talking about?’ asks Margareta, so I have to relay a slightly modified but still unmistakably risqué conversation about which parts of a man’s body we find most attractive and generally hooting over the assumptions behind this question. Sylvana thought male bums too hairy to be attractive, but that a deep voice really turns her on. She’s French, and was free with gestures and facial expressions, such as made my attempt to tone down her remarks for Margareta, redundant.

I would blush to repeat what wiles Sylvana and Agnes employ to cool the ardour of their respective mates, these are the tactics of black belt, medal- winning, wives that have both served terms of well over fifty years. I think it safe to say that Agnes occasionally employs a wincyette nightdress.

I don’t expect you know what a wincyette nightdress is! Hint: It doesn’t plunge.

A film crew were filming the occasion for, ‘Food Glorious Food’ a prog that was screened early last

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Since We Agreed … 

 
Journeying On
Sometimes, a significant change comes my way, that I had not expected. An ending in this case. A natural ending with a little sadness, but also a sense of relief: it was inevitable and now it’s over there is no longer the need to fear the loss. So, a journey I once shared I now continue alone. But I am loved, and I have the strength to climb the stile alone, and journey on.

The Cherry Tree

In the beginning, 
Yesterday,
The sun gazed somewhat magnificently, from a bright blue sky, and
My gaze fixed tightly on the cherry tree in the garden next door.
I am certain, as I gaze in wonder, that the day is perfect.
There have been warmer days. Oh yes. On those, I would not leave the coolcave
That is the thick inner room of my English cottage, until the sun had passed over.
There have been days in more exotic places. Forgive me.
If I am, right now, standing besides a cascade in a rain forest, near Oahu
Or leaning over the Tsitsa Falls, near Mtata, with my Xhosa friends.
I am moving now to the frontier town, Talkeetna, Alaska, listening to the
Shrill Klaxon of the lumber train, from the security of the town library.
Oh yes, I have other lives to bring, and have lived them in superb gratitude.

But yesterday, I spoke God’s language, on a frighteningly warm March Day when the sun shone brazenly from a bright sky.
And in that moment, the cherry tree was perfection, and my Self rose, delighted, in thanksgiving.

April

Eliot’s an idiot If he thinks April stinks.

I like April. I get to write poems Tapping away without a care in the world beyond Scaring a metaphor out of hiding Finding a a rhyme (Which is as easy as tickling a simile Out of my stream of consciousness .)

Lending an ear to assonance and Holding a meter to ransom.

Oh yes!

It’s Good. All good.

E

NaPoWriMo Day Two: “”Talkeetna”

What if I told you there was such a thing

As a

Moose Dropping Festival!

Would you believe me? Or …

Reel back in astonishment?

It’s true!

I found out all about it in

The Little Red Schoolhouse that

Is the home of – wait for it! –

Fanfare …. !!

THE TALKEETNA HISTORICAL SOCIETY

Unfortunately, as it often is with History ,

The dropping of moose poo on to a

BASEBALL DIAMOND Hasn’t Been Seen

Since 2017.

But, I hope, a visit to the Historical Society’s HQ

Will furnish me

Still

With a T-Shirt AND should I

choose-

To risk it-

A bag of chocolate moose-poos.

Day Six

Summer, Belatedly

Were I upright,

Beloved,

I would assign you to Hades

Then follow you

Weeping a river

For all mad with love,

To bathe within

And find their cure.

 

But I am not!

So, I slip beneath you

And find my summer,

Belatedly,

And full,of flowers.

Day Five

Death And Emily Dickinson

Pale, this lover climbs the stairs.

Cold-expectant –

She pulls back the coverlet –

And turns her face

To a chill embrace

Death covers her her moans with a kiss – to the lips

From icy fingertips.

Suddenly – as he come –

She goes.